Music is such a wonderful thing.

I'm on inspiration overdrive now.

And no, I didn't take LSD nor am I on an acid trip.

Hahaha, I came home, so ready to get my Geography Elective and Social Studies essays done. Unfortunately, I decided to procrastinate once again.

"Ah, let's just play bass for like...half an hour?" I told myself.

Okay, so while I did stick to the time limit, I'm totally turned on by jazz funk now. I just nailed down the intro riff for "Silly Putty" by Stanley Clarke as covered by Primus. I haven't got the verses down though, god, there are mutes all over the place it's so tough to catch.

I'll figure that out IF I have the time tomorrow of course.

Apart from that I was grooving along to this track called "On The Move" by some group called "Count Basic". Uber jazz chillout, and the bass is still funky as hell. I love it. I managed to transcribe out the majority of the groove by ear. I haven't figured out the rest though.

Once again, I'll figure that out IF I have the time.

Music is such a wonderful thing. If you can't appreciate it, it's really sad.

Anyway, as much as I love music, I officially proclaimed myself to be a good cookie and study hard for the upcoming prelims. So, I guess I'll have to set the four string groove machine aside to allow time for studies.

Gah.

I thought I managed to keep up pretty well today. I don't now if it was my excessive hyperactivity that got me through, but I didn't feel tired for the entire day.

Heck, I didn't even yawn during the Chemistry paper.

Anyway, apparently my classmates noted that I got scolded by various teachers for the entire day. No idea. It started with A Maths lecture with Mdm Halilah.

I was telling Pakin this joke Shane had told me over MSN yesterday. It's really hilarious, I'll talk about it again.

Now, when you are in a super quiet room, telling a joke is pretty hard. Coupled with my supposedly 'very audible' voice, I guess Mdm Halilah could hear me like a mile away. So she went on with the usual "Shut up before I do something really mean" routine.

Of course, I suppose that didn't stop me.

Mdm Halilah went on to target Jian An and co. at the 4D camp in the auditorium.

She was like, "Jian An, you like to talk so much is it? Come down and teach la."

Total silence for like 10 seconds...

Which was broken by my sarcastic 'Hur Hur'. Apparently Keith thinks I did it on purpose to get back at her. Now now, that's a misconception.

So if this was a football game, I supposed it's 1 - 1. Of course finally, Mdm Halilah got the final move. I was busy entertaining myself with Lianny's ponytail, cause I thought it looked kinda funny.

Yeah yeah, I know, I have a weird sense of humour.

Mdm Halilah's super senses heard my giggles of course, and she went on to say the same thing to me she said to Jian An previously.

Bummer.

Ah gee, I don't really want to go into detail for the scenario with Mrs Koh during English. If this isn't boring to you, it's boring me out.

Anyway, so I guess the rest of the day was pretty cool. Miss Erma didn't come to school so we had 2 free periods. SWEET! So we get to choose what time we wanted to go for lunch etc. CE on Monday is great.

Okay okay, just to make your stay worthwhile, here's the joke Shane told me yesterday. I've been telling it to various people in school today, and god is it funny. According to Shane he got it off the Something Awful forums.

Anyway, so this is how it goes (it isn't exactly RA or anything but just some references to the genitals. Hope no one finds it offensive):

A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show how much he loved her. When fully erect, the name was visible, when not, it read "Wy".

So Jack and Wendy went to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Their hotel had two beaches: A traditional one and a nudist one. After spending two days at the traditional beach, Wendy suggested that they spend a day at the clothing-optional beach.

At the nudist beach, Wendy asked Jack if he would bring her a cold drink. Jack walked across the sandy beach to a little hut. He saw the bartender, also naked, and asked him for two pina coladas.

Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis as well.

Jack got curious.

"Hey," he smiled. "What a coincedence, your girlfriend must also be named Wendy?"

"Oh no, mon," replied the bartender.

"This one says: WELCOME TO JAMAICA. ENJOY YOUR STAY."